Friday, January 22, 2010

Shopping is a BITCH...

I am a Second Life shopoholic (as well as addictions to other Second Life substances) and any avatar that gets in my way of Xstreet had better be prepared with an orbiter...
I looooove shopping and can become bankrupt in a matter of seconds when I find a cool, new clothing store BUT...
My biggest beef is false advertising in searches. I type in something like "Men's" clothing and all I find when I eventually rezz is WOMAN's clothing. Now don't get me wrong, I do buy unisex woman's clothes on occasion that look cool on a male avatar but I hate places that include a certain keyword in their search and then when you get to the store they have nothing whatsoever of what you searched or were looking for!
Now I found Xstreet and the search is sooooo much better.
Someone slap me, fuck me then take away my Linden Credit card before I end up in the poorhouse dressed like Liza Minnelli....

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Asphyxiated By Hydrogen Peroxide

Asphyxiated By Hydrogen Peroxide babies as I died my hair dirty blond on SL...

Also this past week I met a beautiful man at Blu Dancebar who hunted me down outside the club and gave me a long, fantastic kiss (a spectacle being watched by several exiting club goers) before absolutely seducing me for 2 hours on his know who you are xxxxxxx

Anyho here is my current fav song and video of the week with 10 out 10 Zig points for being phucking phabulous!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Party Weekend .....again!

Well sexies as usual I had another weekend of burning my candles at both ends! Parties, happenings, new friends, sex and fashion....the models seem to be getting younger and younger and before you know it they will be dressing fetus's up in designer clothes and throwing them down the runway.....(gasp)
Whole rows of skeletons with Jackie O. hair.....
I also moved again to a chateau on a little island...
I met some new friends...Kimberly, as well as some sexy punky dudes who chatted to me all night about Glam rock, glitter, David Bowie and! ;-) Shhhhhhh
Hung out at more fabulous clubs such as Disturbed, Shampoo, Studio 54, Ironworks, Impulse, Tainted Boys, Club Blu before bringing some friends around to the house for afterwards were we indulged in some nose candy, perkazoids and all kinds of party favors were we all ended up in a huge pile on my new Pillowbiters bed (given to me by the creator and sexy DJ friend: Dextrum) were we snorted drugs off each others asses before falling asleep with our faces buried in each others orifices.

Club Shampoo


Paradise Gay (nude) Beach

Impulse 2606 club

More Club Shampoo

Studio 54

My new chateau

More Studio 54

Disturbed Club

Tainted Boys

Saturday, January 16, 2010

And Now For Something Completely Different: An Interview with DJ Ralphy Triellis...

Yeah it's been done before but fuck it, thought I would occasionally interview some cool and fabulous people that I have met on Second Life so I offer my first taste of the hot and fab with one of my favorite Second Life Dj's: Ralphy Triellis...

Heya Mr DJ Ralphy, put my record on. What made you finally decide to take the plunge and become the excellent DJ that myself and many others love?

Ralphy:I was running a club as the general manager and my DJs would sometimes call out so I learned to do it my self and it sort of took over.

You sometimes state your DJing has a split personality. The first time I heard you was at a DJ night and you played half your set disco and the other half was rock and roll. Very good rock and roll! Which is your favorite side and which would you prefere to always play the most?

Ralphy:I like both about equally it just depends on my mood. Most clubs want Dance so I don't get to play rock very often.

When did you first discover Second Life and what were the circumstances?

Ralphy: I heard a couple people at work talking about it and decided to look it up.

What are your top 10 favorite songs as of this moment in time dude?

Ralphy: I'm kind of odd, I like certain songs forever and some new songs creep in .
1. Pink Floyd -- On the turning away
2. Guns n Roses -Sweet child of mine
3. Robbie Williams - Bodies
4. Simone Denny - Drama Queen
5. Nickleback - Somethng in your mouth
6. Bloodhound Gang - The bad touch song (Discovery Chanel)
7. Pink - Funhouse
8. Eurithmics - Sweet Dreams
9. Susan Boyle - Wild Horses - toMOOSE Club mix
10. The Police - King of pain - Bootleg Huse remix

What place would be your dream place to DJ either future place or place you have already played?

Ralphy: I got that early in my DJ career when I got hired at Impulse. I have 2 clubs I do there. The FullMoon Saloon and The void. In all of SL there is no place with the energy of Impulse!

What gets you off the most awhen your playing? The music, the crowds, the tips (lol) or the sexy people screaming to sleep with you (hehe)?

Ralphy: The Tips are nice and appreciated but what gets me off is seeing I LOVE THIS TUNE!!! Flying form 10 diffrent AVs it always makes me smile

When, how and where did you meet your handsome boyfriend Christian? Does he support your DJing?

Ralphy: The story of Ralphy and Christian is too long for a note card - we have one word for it -- Gravity -- Christian not only supports my Djing he hosts for me at some of my gigs

Whom is YOUR favorite DJ or your fav DJ's?

Ralphy: ME!! (Just Kidding) My favortie DJ in SL is one of my best friends Skull Graves

What was your very first DJ gig and can you remember the very first track you ever played on Second Life?

Ralphy: C&C Music Factory - Sweat and it was at Spotlight at Manifesto

Finally, tell us about your new club, Disturbed and how did it come about? What are your future goals for the club?

Ralphy: Disturbed for now is a club I use to play in when I feel like it and also to do fund raisers for my Freinds in the Onyx Moon Horde -- it may be more some day, who knows (grins evily)

Ok Thanks very much buddy, you rock my world on a regular basis and see you again inworld...

Friday, January 08, 2010

Woohoo Yeehoo

Well I just finished moving in Second Life and I have a new neighbour and I think I am smitten....;-)

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Club Disturbed

Got an invite last night from sexy DJ Ralphy and his sexy stud boyfriend Christian to go to their new CLUB DISTURBED.
It was set in a dungeon, castle type brick room but the dance floor really impressed me as it was a giant light show of pentagrams etc. etc.
It was great but unfortunately had to leave early to attend the smacking in the face by an ugly insect called Texas Dirt Devil who needed to be owned and put in her place which she was...again hahahaha!

Friday, January 01, 2010

Billion Dollar Babies

Well the fucking holidays are finally over and as per usual they sucked and made me gag!
There were good Second Life party's but real life was basically bullshit!
Some great things on Second Life this past week:
1) Had great, promiscuous sex with several and I mean, several names but I did meet them at the infamous Hubs and I don't give a fuck what you say!
2) I met Eddi Haskel in the second life flesh at Aussiboys party and he made me excited with stories of Ryce ;-) I think in 2010 I will have sex with Ryce :o
3)I did NOT vomit this year from too much booze (get away from my fuckin booze, Ozzy)...BUT I did get a nosebleed in the V.I.P. lounge at Club Blaze.
4) Attended the grand opening of the new STUDIO 54 club on Second Life and yes I snorted coke with Cher, Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse in the V.I.P. lounge were I wet myself in the golden trousers after witnessing a sex act involving some naughty, saucy avatars!

Now for my Billion Dollar Babies New Years Resolutions for 2010:

1) Have more fun
2) Have more sex
3) Take no shit
4) Become more outrageous
5) Hunt, stalk and kill a Linden with a bow and arrow just like Ted Nugent does to little deers....