Friday, August 26, 2011

#1 Bad Boy


My work week is over and I was ready to fornicate like no other and my sexual appetite was second to none as I logged into Second Life after 6 days of abstinence...
Took a helicopter straight to BROTHERS and sashayed into the place like a rooster and eyed the line ups of pretty hot men in attendance and had my fill. I waltzed straight up to the second floor followed by a parade of hotties and took out the biggest bag of cocaine found on Second Life and spread those fucking lines out on the weight bench and prepared to dry hump the first who dared to bend over to snort my wares! The joke was on me however when i was grabbed in a wrestlers hold under my arms and savagely taught a lesson in man hood while the onlookers enjoyed my um, party favors!
After an hour or six, I managed to get my second wind and beamed my naked ass over to Paradise gay beach when this big, bad sucker with a fist as big as your head tried to get me. Turns out he was a cop and tried to arrest me. I said uh uh babe but he pulled out a gun and forced me at gun point to eat him alive. It was hotter than Tyra in a FAT suit in JULY and the the hot sand combined with the cop on Ziggy action was enough to fry an egg but instead it filled the air with a sweet smell of bacon!
Still not satisfied I took the red eye to Hubs and lo and behold there were men there too and all waiting on some action that turned out to be hotter than vindaloo.
After the party all of us exhausted, sweaty men hopped in a cab to my place were we skinny dipped in the surf and played shark under the water with our tali-wags...
We snorted, we smoked, we drank and we fucked until dawn when we all fell asleep on the beach and the sobering, early morning sunshine woke us up to slowly drift off into our daily Second lives!
The moral of this story is never make Ziggy work so many real life hours or there will be hell to pay on Friday night...just saying.
If you ain't got time to take a walk with with me on my meat rack then you can just get the hell outta my bread line!!!!!